Friday, March 03, 2006

Why can't single guys just get a hooker?

I don't get why prostitution is illegal.

If this was a regular business I think things would be great. There would be a lot less virgins out there. I know dudes in their 30's who still haven't gotten laid.

That's no good. I know chicks in their 30's who haven't gotten laid. That's a real damn shame.

I just don't get it. It works in Nevada.

You get a business set up and you have customers show up. You get some big dudes to provide security and you should be fine.

I know a lot of people male and female that can't be bothered with a relationship. They work a lot or just flat out can't stand the drama that comes along with dating someone.

But they would still like to get laid from time to time.

Legalizing prostitution would fix all of this. I don't even get what the moral problems are for this. If you are morally against prostitution then no one says you have to have sex with one. What does it matter if some single person has had a shitty week and just wants to get some ass and then go home and order a pizza?

The reason for this post is because a friend of mine paid for a blowjob at a strip club a few months back at a bachelor party.

It led me to think if I was single and it was legal, I would definitely treat myself to that.

It's so easy. You would prob pay whatever it cost for the requisite 3 dates to get into the girls pants anyway, so whats the harm?

I don't know. Just something off the top of my head.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one Jay. Your wife must be so happy with you when you get these revelations.

Why just sinlge guys?

Anonymous said...

oh by the way its me LT