So Kat comes to me yesterday and tells me she is exhausted. This is becoming something of a daily thing. She goes out and drinks until about 3 am and has to be at work for 9 am. This time she is tired because she took her son to see the WWE. Oh and the night before she was out until 3 am drinking so she only had 1 hour of sleep.
She said she si going to try to set aside days to spend with one kid at a time because three at a time really drags her in different directions.
So she shows me the pictures she took of the wrestling match.
They are awful. They are poorly lit and I am wondering if this is what I was supposed to see.
So I am flipping through her digital camera and I come to some well lit pictures...of dildos.
She does the "Oh you weren't supposed to see those!" thing.
Right.
I was supposed to look at poorly lit pictures of a wrestling ring from about 100 rows back, but you just so happened to have well lit pictures of you and your friends at a sex toy party.
Right.
There are about 10 pictures of plastic cocks, her friends "jokingly" deep throating foot long kielbasa and just other family fun.
It gets crazier every day.
3 comments:
...she wants you...
Who are you?
Dude,
This bitches are crazy. Maybe you should a script for a show, "The Office Erotica" except its not what it sounds like. ITs ordinary people doing things that is not hot at all. Like fat chicks in spandex and shit.
MC
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