So I have a buddy deployed in Kosovo for a year. I call him Mon Capitan, MC for short. MC has made some requests of me, which I am happy to oblige. He, like me, is a fan of the new Battlestar Galactica. I know he probably won't be able to see them where he is, so I burn the episodes for him and send them out to him a season at a time. I'll do the same for other shows he likes, like ROME.
Then MC asked for something else....
and I failed him.
He wanted a video loop of a girl with huge cans jumping up and down. This wasn't for him. It was for the men under his command.
A good leader provides for his men. MC is such a leader. He asked a simple request. I looked and couldn't find anything for him.
I failed.
I was getting all his Cd's with his battlestar episodes ready, when I received a distress from the MC.
He had needs that couldn't be fulfilled since he was an officer and he couldn't hook up with enlisted women. He needed porn.
He asked and I made a vow to not fail him again. My determination was almost divinely inspired. I immediately found an downloaded "Big Tits, Round Asses: KARMA" for the good MC.
Needing to verify the authenticity of the video I sampled it.
Wouldn't you know it.
The first 20 minutes are a girl with huge cans jumping up and down. The other 20 minutes are...
Well you know.
A weight off of my shoulders, I sent the disks to our good fighting American yesterday. I hope it shows up like a Christmas miracle.
As an aside I have yet another story about the chick who answers the phones at my job.
Faithful reader my imagination is not so vast that I could make these stories up, so please believe me when I tell you this is all true.
I was troubleshooting a customer system when Kat comes over and asks how my weekend was.
Like normal I tell her it was uneventful. She then tells me about hers.
It was rough, like normal. She didn't get home until 3 am on Sunday and is hurting.
None of this is unusual and doesn't warrant my valuable blog space.
This is the fun part. She tells me she was at this party until 3 am, but needed to stop drinking booze at 2 am and start the water drinking process because her 1 year old daughter was upstairs in a portable crib sleeping and she needed to sober up so she could drive her home.
Read that run on sentence again.
She takes a baby to a party that is probably loud since people are drinking until 3 am. She then drinks until 2 am and decides to sober up by drinking water for an hour. She then wakes up her baby (who should be home sleeping) and drives home presumably drunk.
I'm no prude, but jesus! Be a fucking parent. This broad talks about what trash her ex husbands are, and she has taken her kids in, but that's what parents do. It's part of the job. You don't get rewarded for it.
I see a teen pregnancy in her little babies future....give it 13 years.
1 comment:
hey. You are such a negative person!!!
Think about it for a moment!
You have a son almost her daughter's age.
By the time he gets older and starts getting interested in women, you will have someone his age that will be more than thankfull to show him everything she learned so far!!!
I wish my dad had those conections when I was young :)
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