Back to the well....

Ever since Kat had her cans enlarged she has been wearing low cut tops. Hey you drop a few grand I guess you want to show off what you paid for. I already mentioned how every guy in the company came over "Just to make sure she was OK"., but it's been a few weeks now.

They can't use that excuse anymore. Fortunately I work with smart guys who can find excuses to look at her fake cans.

For example:
"Kat, was there an email about the meeting?" Kat replies: "Yes I sent it to you."

"Oh ok, I must have missed it."

The dude got a fucking email. He just wanted to stare. It's like in school when the first chick gets boobs. All of these dudes are falling over themselves for her.

She was telling me how she is back with her ex. She just got the divorce finalized a few months ago and now is getting back with him. This is a smart dude. He makes the move about 3 weeks before the boobs get put in.

He then does all the shit work like taking care of the house and kids while she is recovering and shows her "he has really changed". So now she is back together with him.

She was telling me and this other guy I work with about it. She was like "yea we're really trying to make it work. I called all of the guys I was seeing and told them that I couldn't see them anymore."

All of the guys she was seeing? I have a wife and a kid and I don't have time to go out. How does a mom of 3 have time to go out with multiple people?

Wait I know how. If the chick is getting the fake cans, then these dudes make time according to her schedule. So anyway she is telling me how she is getting back with her ex and I just pipe up.

"Kat let me stop you for a moment. I've seen this movie a few times. It's going to be fine for a bit, but then something is gonna happen and your gonna say it's his fault. Once that happens he's out again right?"

She told me they were really trying because the kids loved having their dad over. Yea she also told me 2 guys ago that they really loved her last BF. I think maybe the kids just want something stable. What do I know though.

The best happened yesterday though. I mentioned that I am now working with our European group. We finally got one of them here for proper training. His name is Vincent and he is from France. So I finally meet him face to face. Great guy, real smart. I have a really good feeling about him. So we meet and he comes to my desk and I offer to show him the lab and the equipment. He says that Kat is going to show him the lab.

Now Kat knows where the lab is located, but she has no idea what the equipment is in there. It's not her job. She don't need to. So I explain this to my french friend. He then says that after he gets his tour from Kat, he'll see me for the lab tour.
Then it happens.

Kat comes over to shoot the shit for a minute. She is wearing a super low cut shirt. (At this point its just funny because she is screaming "look at them!" As soon as someone asks for that kind of attention I tend to go in the opposite direction and ignore them.) You would think Vincent was stranded on an island for about 15 years. She is talking to us about her weekend and Vincent is just staring at her chest.

He's not saying a word. He's just staring.
I think I know why he wanted that tour.