I might have another post later this week about the insanity and just plain "If I were working somewhere else everyone would probably be fired" week I've been having at the job, but I meant to post this last week and somehow got sidetracked.
Anyways, chick logic.
It's fucked. Women make no sense whatsoever. I am truly befuddled by women.
My wife and I are friends with this girl. Great looking girl. Super cool too.
She loves football, baseball, even has started ice fishing with this new guy she is seeing.
We'll get to the new guy in a bit.
So anyways this girl was seeing this asshole for like 8 years. It was a relationship of convenience. People who knew her didn't even know she had a boyfriend. I probably met him four times in the six years or so I've known this girl.
Guys were hittting on her all the time not knowing she had a boyfriend.
Anyways this boyfriend was a dick.
Example:
A few summers ago my wife and I go on a little weekend summer vacation with them. We went to Maine I think. It was actually the weekend of this girls birthday. One day my wife and the girl want to go shopping.
Me and the boyfriend aren't into it so we grab lunch and see a movie or something. the next day is her birthday. She wants to go shopping.
Again I'm not into it but it's her birthday so I go along.
Her boyfriend stays in the room.
Classy.
So eventually she dumps this guy and embraces single life. She is meeting dudes and going out with them. Hooking up and having fun.
God for her. She's finally getting some.
She gets out of that phase of the one nighters and just having fun and is looking for something substantial.
She thinks she has found it with this guy. I haven't met him yet but my wife has and he seems like a nice guy. My wife was saying that she was taking it slow and hasn't slept with this guy because:
"She really likes him."
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
She can hook up and bang dudes she doesn't really care about, but when she meets a guy she really likes the legs get closed.
Fucking chick logic.
I just don't get it. You like the guy. You want to be with him. You (presumably) want to sleep with him, but are denying him from sex because you REALLY LIKE HIM?
That is so dumb it makes retards look like geniuses.
3 comments:
LOL. yeah, typical chick logic.
But it makes sense in a weird kind of way.
It just means she does not want to let him have it, just so he comes back for more...
It sounds strange, but we are talking about chicks here.
She is simply affraid of him wanting just a one nighter with her. So by denying the one night screw, she holds on to it and he will be back to try again...
of course this also plays against dudes, because you KNOW he will come back to try again...
This really isn't that stupid just as the above comment states. If a girl really likes a guy, but she sleeps with him too soon, it sends the wrong message. We've all been trained to interpret "fast" women a certain way. This is an instance where the system is just fucked up, so in order to play along we have to do kind of fucked up things. Personally, I think the stupid part is the "having fun" part. Can sex really be that fun with a stranger?
Oh I know. I was just trying to be funny/sarcastic. If I had a daughter I would go insane if she slept with a dude. I just liked the comment of "I really like him so I want to hold off." after she had nailed like 7 dudes.
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