If this was me talking I'd be fired....

So the lady who will do anything but 3 things in bed has gotten her friend hired here. Her friend looks just as dirty as my co worker sounds. She all but confirmed it by wearing an all denim outfit including short shorts the other day. It was a DEFINITE when she came in on Friday wearing jeans with rips on the ass.


It fucking follows me. I'm no slave to fashion, but I don't wear clubbing clothes to work.
Now we know the lady I work with is dirty, so it makes sense that a friend would be just as dirty. I mean it's not like they met each other at a library.

They probably met at an orgy.

I can see it now:

"Wow you really went to town on that black dude!!"
"Thanks! I was pretty impressed with your double pentration!"

Thus...a friendship is born.

Or so I imagine.

At work it's pretty loose. People swear and no one is stuffy, but we don't cross that line with the ladies. The line is when we say certain things to guys that we would be forced to see HR for if we said them to the ladies.

This does not apply when it is woman to woman I guess.

The lady I work (Cassie) with was at my cube for some reason and her friend (Kat) walks by.


Cassie says:
"You're walking kinda funny....must have been a good lunch huh?"

Kat says:
"Ha I wish!!"

I have never heard women talk like this at work. Man I couldn't fucking believe it. Basically saying her friend is walking like she got plowed like a field.
I love it. Forget everything negative I ever said about this place.
I'm really beginning to feel like this is home.