So the good news is that I think I can get the hang of this job. The bad news is I don't know how often I'll be able to update the blog for awhile. This is my first week actually working. The past two weeks have been hardcore training.
The job is a job. Nothing great. The people are interesting as they tend to be around me. One in particular is a little passive aggressive single mom. She says things like "Hit the apply button, like I told you in that email I sent you." Except she has sent me about 50 emails. I'm supposed to figure out what she means. I've also heard that as far as sex goes anything goes with her. Well almost anything.
There are three no no's:
No anal.
If she is in a threesome with two dudes...then the two dudes cannot be hooking up with each other. Because that is just gross.
I have no idea what the third is, but trust me I will find out.
She will have a threesome with a dude and another girl and hook up with the girl, but two guys can't hook up?
Look I'm no proponent of hooking up with dudes but doesn't that seem like a bit of a double standard?
Also how is a mom of two teenagers having enough threesomes that she can lay ground rules like that?
The weirdness follows me man. It just fucking follows me.
2 comments:
HEY!!! No complaining about the rules!
I agree with her. 2 girls hooking up = good.
2 men = gross.
Works for me.
If my wife ever agrees on 3some with another girls I can call her. her laws apply to me too! (well, all but the third one that we are still pending)
Get to work!!! I mean, Go find out what the third rule is!!!
This girl makes sense!!!
Dude,
Dudes hooking up is always a no go. Chicks hooking is 80% of the time cool. ITs like not having a curfew if your a guy. Or not being a whore for banging lots of people. This is another instance were we have the long end of the stick dont srew it up.
LT
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