So I cut my penis....

I've been trying to work out more. I lift weights now and then spend 20-30 minutes on the elliptical machine.

It's hard to keep it up consistently because of work, school and the boy. So last night I had only enough time to get cardio in. I am on the machine and I am kicking its ass. I feel good and breaking a great sweat.

Then I start hearing something hitting the floor upstairs. I had to cut my workout short by about 5 minutes to make sure the boy was ok.

I had left him upstairs watching Bob the Builder and the movie ended so he decided to entertain himself by running around with the dog and throwing dog toys at him.

Then I started feeling a pain around my crotch, specifically the tip of my penis.
I look and there is a cut running above and below my piss hole.

I cut my penis.

I generally don't wear underwear when I work out. I think I should from now on. As I was working out and moving rather fast my penis was moving up against the seam of my shorts and well....

Friction is a bitch.

So I have a cut on my penis.

Apparently urine is acidic because it hurts like a mother fucker when I piss.
This made a very uncomfortable night and I am sure this will be an uncomfortable couple of days until I heal.
Go me and my broken penis!

I had great dreams last night too. I'm sure having a gash on my penis helped.

I kept dreaming that some guy named White Power Bob was breaking into my house and I had to cut off his head with a rifle butt.
Except I only cut off part of it and felt like I was going to get in trouble for doing it.

Damn cut penis fever dreams.