Spent the weekend at my parents house. There was a dinner in honor of my late grandmother so we made the trek. The next day was going to be my dad and I watching the Patriots kick the shit out of the Dolphins.
My brother moved back in with my folks about 6 months ago. He now has his computer there along with all of his other crap. I decided to log on to check my email.
Now I have Vonage. It's awesome. If I get a voicemail I get an email and can actually listen to it over the computer.
Usually the voicemail file is associated with windows media player. My brother has his computer set up so that any media files are opened with itunes.
No big deal.
So I am in my folks house and clicking on my voicemail when itunes opens up.
Only it's not my voicemail.
No not voicemail. Instead I get a video file.
Of two girls on their knees taking turns sucking a cock.
I'm in my parents house and my brothers itunes has locked up on some porn that he has saved. I can see my voicemail file right above the porn file, but his whole computer has locked up with an image of two girls getting cummed on by a cock that looks like it could be used as a bat in the world series.
Then my mother starts calling me into the kitchen for lunch.
My brother doesn't have the "show desktop" button on his PC so I can't even force everything to minimize.
My kid is running around and my wife is around too and if they walked in they would see me sitting at the PC with two girls getting loads shot in their face.
I hate my brother at this point.
I finally just force the PC to shut down and reboot it. I save the file and force it to open with windows media player.
My fucking dirty ass brother leaving porn in the open.
Fucking rookie, and I would have taken the hit for it.
I'm sure the excuse "I'm just listening to voice mail!!" would have held up.
God I wish I was an only child sometimes.
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