You make me feel like a whore...

"Oh man I'm so hung over."

"Have a rough night last night?"

"Yea I was closed the bar near my house....I'm hurting today dude."

This was a conversation I have with the 27 year old single mother of 3 children last Friday.

Did I mention that the kids don't have the same dad? Hard to believe such a responsible woman would have kids from different dads, much less at the ripe old age of 27.

One of my co-workers said it best:

"That box must be BUSTED!!"

This chick is the annoying soccer moms (Cassie) friend. Cassie got her hired so as you can see they share some slutty similarities.

This new chick comes into work dressed like she gets paid for sex. I've mentioned the outfits before, but the partying until 1:30 in the morning was news that I had to share.

She bitches about her deadbeat ex husband, who I guess is the father of 2 of her kids.

Two out of three ain't bad I guess.

So I know a few things about her.

1. I could probably nail her with a 6 pack of PBR and a backrub.
2. She is not a fan of birthcontrol (BONUS!!)
3. She is a slut.

How do you get knocked up three times by at least two different dudes before you hit 30?

She has a good job. She bitches about these exes of hers, but jesus christ she is out on Thursday nights getting loaded.

You're a fucking parent. You don't get to do that shit anymore.

You're life sucks, well so does mine. Don't make your kids life worse by blowing cash and getting drunk like a college student.

I didn't go out a lot when I was married. I did when I was single, but when I got married that was behind. Sure there are guys weekends and shit like that, but that is not often.

After I had a kid that curbed even more. I can't imagine now going out getting loaded on a work night.

This bitch does and is looking to me to be like "Yea I've been there man."

Well I have been there, except I was 23 years old at the time.

You're a fucking parent now. The last thing your kid needs to deal with is mommies hangover or wondering who that dude is who kept you up all night fucking mommy in the ass.

Stupid bitch.