Monday, January 09, 2006

To the bitch who left a note on my car....

Fuck you.

Seriously, fuck you.

On my vacation my wife and I went to The Cheesecake Factory at a local mall. This mall has parking for compact cars. I have a compact car. This fucking TWAT in an SUV is parked there. I squeeze my car in and am still in between the lines.

The wife and I get our meal and then head back to the car. The pussy who was parked in the 4 mpg truck is gone, but there is a note on my door.

"Hey asshole learn to park next time"


Fucking bitches man. I know it was a broad. No dude....well not straight dude would fucking leave a note on a windshield. This fucking cunt parks her large truck in a compact car space and it's my fucking fault she is tight. Maybe if she could fit her fat ass into a regular car then she wouldn't need a fucking tank.

I had a great meal at the cheesecake factory, but once I saw that it ruined my day.

Fucking bitch. I wish I had seen her write that. Oh man to catch her fucking write that woulda been great. I would have scared the shit out of her.

This is another reason to hate people.

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