Love hurts...

So the boy and I are playing a game. He takes the dogs ball and runs away with it. The dog follows him and the boy runs towards me and tries to go through my legs to get behind me. He is laughing the whole time. It's fun because he gets so excited. So yesterday I am on the phone with my grandmother and he is playing said game. I am wearing pajama pants. The boy does the run towards me. He is excited as before. Pajama pants are of a thin material. As the boy tries to go through my legs his little fingers grab and pinch my scrotum.

I'm on the phone with my grandmother and my kid just attacked the baby maker.

I told grandma I would call her back.

Then I cried.