SSNGM...

We get home on Sunday and the wife does laundry. After dinner she comes up with a clean load of laundry and I ask her if there is anymore that I need to put in?

She says nope the last load is in the dryer and we are all good.

We end up going to bed and are busy all day yesterday. I get up this morning and I need a shirt. There aren't any that I really want to wear, so I go into the laundry room to get the clean clothes out of the dryer and what do I see?

All of my shirts in a pile on the dryer and in the dryer clean clothes.

Are my shirts on top of the dryer clean?

Of course not.

You see after I asked her if there was anything that needed to be cleaned she forgot she left all of my fucking shirts on the dryer!!!

So of course she said no.

I go upstairs and am like WTF you said everything was cleaned.

Oh it was a small load I guess I forgot about.

Yea I guess.

So I grab a an older shirt that looks like ass and put it on. I have put my clothes in the wash and ask the wife to put them in the dryer before she goes to work.

She asks what clothes.

I say the clothes you didn't wash.

I go to leave and give her a kiss and she turns away from me.

Fucking broads.

She has the balls to ask what laundry when she can tell I am pissed she didn't do laundry that I would have done!!

Then she gets pissed at me for saying to put laundry in the dryer that she didn't do!!
My buddy has a theory called SSNGM Same Sex Non Gay Marriage.
Basically it means that him and I buy a duplex and him and I live in 1 part of it and our wives live in the other part of it.
That way we avoid the craziness that is woman.

SSNGM....