Think before you speak....

You all remember the tan black guy I work with right? His name is Andrew. Well when the director from the UK came to our USA office Andrew had mentioned how he would like to move to England and be the support guy there.


He volunteered.

The UK director was thrilled since he had two guys on his staff that he wasn't overly impressed with.

This thrill turned to ectasy when one of them quit on him. He thought he was getting a US trained support guy for the UK and it couldn't come at a better time since he was down a man.

So the UK director pushes through the hiring process. He makes Andrew go to the embassy to get his visa. He sets up Andrew with an apartment.

This dude isn't fucking around. Andrew said he wanted to move his whole life to a new country and damn it, it was happening at warp fucking speed.

Now Andrew is lazy. Lazy people talk a lot but generally don't do much.

Lazy people aren't big on change.

So Andrew is now swept up in the moment and says how he wants to move to the UK to work for the UK office and now he has to actually do it.

Andrew lives with his girlfriend.

Pretty sure he committed to this without really going over it with her.

Andrew has seemed a little distraught lately and has said "Oh man I'm not really sure about this. It's a big move."

No shit? Really?

Moving to another country? That's a big move?

Holy fuck really? You even need government clearance to do that?

Wow.

Good thing I didn't go and say that I wanted to move to England and work there then. I didn't realize that I would need to get a work permit and leave everything I have ever known to go someplace that calls soccer football.

Wow Andrew thanks for filling me in on that.

Retard.

I knew this was going to happen too and I love it.

I may be heading across the pond to the UK in a few months as well. Of course no dates are set yet, but I have already let the wife know that it will be happening.

That is what adults do. They let the people in their lives know about big things and make a decision based on what works best for them.

I don't go home and tell my wife I am going to England next week.

I tell her it is happening in a few months and we work out a schedule for the kid and just the household in general.

Of course since I am the early guy in the US I will get fucked over by Andrews incompetence.

Ahh it will be worth it to hear the stories about how he is crying at work because he misses America.