On Monday my wife and I flipped to Fox about 5 minutes before 24 started. We caught the ass end of "Skating with celebrities".
Now all obvious jokes about this aside...my wife asked me if I knew who one of the male ice skaters were. My reply:
"Sorry honey, I'm heterosexual. I don't know anything about ice skating."
"Why does it matter if your heterosexual? Being heterosexual means you can't know about ice skaters?"
"That's exactly what it means. Straight dudes do not watch ice skating. Straight dudes do not know anything about ice skating."
"I just know you have a lot of useless knowledge and thought you might know."
"My useless knowledge boundaries stop at ice skating."
She wasn't pleased. I find this funny that she was so annoyed by this. Sure I came across as smug, but what did she expect?
Straight guys don't know about ice skating. There is nothing manly about it. It's ballroom dancing on ice!
I asked some of my friends about this. All agreed.
Let this be a message to the ladies.
Straight guys do not know anything about ice skating.
3 comments:
The good parts are boring. No one wants to hear the good parts. I think she was more annoyed than anything else. BTW if skating had more of the blood thirst that Tonya had for Nancy Kerrigan, then I would watch more.
What is this "ice skating" you speak of?
Exactly my man.
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