Real quick. Been training all week. It's been 7 years since I've had a first day at work and this is stressful as hell. I hate not knowing this stuff. On the plus side I think I'm really going to learn a lot here.
No funny stories yet. It's only been 3 days.....
Keep the dream alive.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Monday, July 17, 2006
Hello Stranger....
Better late than never I say!
Reasons for such a long absence faithful reader.
I'm lazy.
I got a new job.
The new job starts next Monday. I'm pretty pumped. I got a sizeable raise which is nice since the wife and I want to have another kid and maybe move in a year or two.
The laziness is a malady I have been stricken with forever.
There is no cure.
The boy turned 2 years old last Monday. My sister in law and her boyfriend came up that weekend to celebrate the day with us.
Funny story about that. The first night they are over the wife and I are in bed and feeling a little randy. We get to business and just as its about to get to the good parts we hear the boy crying.
It seems my sister in law was brushing her teeth and the bathroom lights woke the boy up. He is groggy and thinks my sister in law is my wife.
"Go get him!", whispers my wife. I am clothed but hard as a fucking rock. I don't think and go for him, hoping to get to him before he gets to my sister in law.
No luck. The lights on in the bathroom make it hard (no pun intended) to disguise my state.
So I um bend over into a weird kind of kneel/crouch and try to get the kid to come over to me.
The whole time my arousal is going anywhere but down. This is as bad as it gets folks. My son is still groggy and thinking that my sister in law is mommy, refuses to see me. I now have to make the even more awkward move of turning around while still crouching.
Yea that looked normal.
I make it back to my room and have the wife deal with it.
So I may have been gone awhile, but at least I provided some entertainment!
Until next time....
Reasons for such a long absence faithful reader.
I'm lazy.
I got a new job.
The new job starts next Monday. I'm pretty pumped. I got a sizeable raise which is nice since the wife and I want to have another kid and maybe move in a year or two.
The laziness is a malady I have been stricken with forever.
There is no cure.
The boy turned 2 years old last Monday. My sister in law and her boyfriend came up that weekend to celebrate the day with us.
Funny story about that. The first night they are over the wife and I are in bed and feeling a little randy. We get to business and just as its about to get to the good parts we hear the boy crying.
It seems my sister in law was brushing her teeth and the bathroom lights woke the boy up. He is groggy and thinks my sister in law is my wife.
"Go get him!", whispers my wife. I am clothed but hard as a fucking rock. I don't think and go for him, hoping to get to him before he gets to my sister in law.
No luck. The lights on in the bathroom make it hard (no pun intended) to disguise my state.
So I um bend over into a weird kind of kneel/crouch and try to get the kid to come over to me.
The whole time my arousal is going anywhere but down. This is as bad as it gets folks. My son is still groggy and thinking that my sister in law is mommy, refuses to see me. I now have to make the even more awkward move of turning around while still crouching.
Yea that looked normal.
I make it back to my room and have the wife deal with it.
So I may have been gone awhile, but at least I provided some entertainment!
Until next time....